Blipfish – behind the coffee cup.

Job Offers

The Blipfish Network is always looking for attractive, talented women (or people). If you are one of them then please send photos (resume a bonus) for review. Pay is negotiable but unlikely. We are confident that working for The Blipfish Network is payment enough.

Current Offerings

Blipfish International – Europe – Intern:

Responsibilities
* Research Marketing topics for inclusion on Blipfish.com
* Locate and acquire local coffee blends and ship to Blipfish US.
* Perform monkey dance for new and prospective clients.

Qualifications
* Must be familiar with marketing basics, trends and news.
* British accent.
* Be able to recall why the Vogons destroyed the Earth.

Thermal Beverage Containment Specialist Intern:

Responsibilities
* Properly prepare and maintain ceramic or stainless steel hot beverage containment devices every morning.
* Operate electrical bean grinding equipment with precision.
* Maintain and operate water/bean brewing machinery.

Qualifications
* Must snort when laughing.
* Must carry 2d20 or at least 3d6 at all times and know how to use them.
* Must be able to download every episode of TWiT within five minutes of release.

* computational linguistics
* collaborative filtering
* behavioral profiling
* relationship mapping
* semantic clustering
* symbolic systems
* Bayesian statistics
* feedback analysis
* personalized search

…skills a plus.