If I’d known it was No Pants Day I would have prepar… oh, wait…

I’m always prepared.

Disregard. I’m cool (and surprisingly well ventilated!).

This scrolled across one of my social tickers and I had to scramble hard to copy/paste it before it was gone.

“Um, it exploded”
“What do you mean, ‘exploded’..”
“Well, I poked it, and it blew up”
“Things don’t just blow up when you poke them”
“They do if you poke them hard”
“Well did you?”
“Did I …”

This made me laugh a lot more in a morning than I’m used to – so I’d like to thank whoever wrote it.
If you know the origins – please tell me so I can attribute and know who to thank.

Update: Alright – it took a while but I think I found the right source. “Experimental Film” by LuckyVegetable over at redbubble.

Again, bravo – coffee came out my nose, sir.

Part of my 90/10 rule.

It’s an official 5 oz. Rawlings RPBX (Rawlings Practice League Ball).

I have a Yankees “signed” (read: stamped) souvenir ball enclosed in a plastic shell on another shelf in the office.

The practice ball is for stress relief (no, not throwing through windows – just tossing in the air) and helps my repetitive stress syndrome (typing, mouse, playing keyboards). It sits proudly under my monitor perched atop a Sandmaster hackey sack.